Man Tweets detailed account of how his privacy was invaded

Rick Sturridge, self-described full-time film extra and part-time blogger from Stockton-on-Trent, has taken to Twitter to show his outrage at recent high-profile privacy breaches he says have irreparably damaged his public profile. 

"How dare the gov wanna tap my phone?! Now how can I enjoy sexting people properly? #nofreedom #1984" 

The subsequent tweets, which provided detailed information about Mr Sturridge's address and postcode, as well as a screengrab of his driver's licence and a list of foods to which he's allergic, cannot be shown on this blog for legal reasons, but can be found here - www.twitter.com/udontnowhoyourmessinwith 

Nevertheless, he did go on to enlighten his followers as to his general position on the privacy debate: 

"Nun of these "leeks" have effected me "directly" but they HAVE directly impositioned on me thusly FORCING me to comment on the subjects". 

Mr Sturridge complained that whistleblowers like Edward Snowden and organisations such as The Guardian: 

"should just F off with with Justin Bieber to North Korea where they can say whatever they want"

"…..for all I care. #Loljoks." 

It is unclear whether the second part of the message was added to make it look as if Mr Sturridge was being hyperbolic or as an attempt to give himself a reprieve from the death threats he was receiving from hardcore Beliebers. Either way, his account has now been deactivated by Twitter to the great consternation of his 17 followers and fans of irony worldwide.