Diet Coke - The Best Thing For You?

A recent study by the University of Stencilvania has shown that, contrary to every previous study ever, Diet Coke is not in fact bad for you. The experiment, which has run for eleven years and during which 1,200 students, 678 unemployed barristers and 27 people walking down the street who had nothing better to do were polled, shows that Diet Coke is imperically good for you in that it tastes nice and wakes you up a bit.

One participant notably remarked, "Water is rubbish - and now that juice is fattening and coffee is trendy again, we're left with little choice really, aren't we?"

The spokesperson for the SBSB (Super Brainy Scientific Bunch), a board of scientists that has perennially criticised Diet Coke for containing a high concentration of additives such as Aspartame, claims the organisation is "very embarrassed indeed" and will now concentrate all of its efforts on debunking the myth that milk prevents those little bits of white appearing on your fingernails.

Diet Coke's taste is said to be linked directly to to how it feels to drink it